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Jokes: # 1

Wife getting ready with her husband: How do I look ….?

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Husband: I swear that I am trying to throw you away from Pakistan ….! 4

Wife: What do you mean …? 4

Husband: The bomb is looking …. the bomb ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Jokes: # 2

Wife: Do you listen? If I had time, how much do people appreciate me?โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‡?

Husband: Don’t appreciate it but people are scared to see you ….

Wife: Why go scared ….? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Husband: People say look, bad times are coming …..! 4

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜„

Jokes: # 3

Wife: Why didn’t you visit Suleman’s wife’s funeralโ€ฆ?

Husband: Whom should I call for the third time in wife’s funeral and I could not call her even once …..! 4

4๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜…

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Jokes: # 4

One question: what is wife ….?

Answer: Wife is the name of the great power whose stinging taste makes cheese taste in Tinde’s vegetable ….! 4

4๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜„

 

Jokes: # 5

Wife: Even if I got married to a demon, I would not be so sad as I am with youโ€ฆ.

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Husband: crazy ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡ But where is marriage in blood relations …. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰

4๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Jokes: # 6
I went to buy a lady!
She opened the purse to pay at the cash counter
So the shopkeeper saw the TV remote in the lady’s purse
Unable to meet the shopkeeper, he asked:
Do you always carry a TV remote with you?

No, not always, “but today my husband refused to come with me for shopping”.
So I came to Tamil religious channel Laga !! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

The story is still on ..

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The shopkeeper said with a laugh:
I keep all the stuff back
Your husband has blocked your credit card!

Learning: – Respect your husband’s hobby.

The story still continues ..

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The lady laughed a little, then her husband’s credit card with her purse
Came out and paid all the bills.
(Husband blocked wife’s card but not his card)

Learning: – The power of a woman should never be underestimated.
โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜…โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธโŒ๐Ÿ‘‰

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Jokes: # 7
The husband was singing in fun standing in the balcony ..

“Birds be flying so far and over
Today I am free in the world

Wife’s voice came from the kitchen:
“Fly home, the maiden is gone.”
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโŒ๐Ÿ˜‰โŒ๐Ÿ‘โ˜๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ŠโŒ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Jokes: # 8
Shahrukh sees intolerance in the country!
Aamir is scared in the country!

Salman feels nothing!

No one is at fault!
Married man gets complained !!
โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜…โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘

Jokes: # 9
Husband – Sour stomach

Wife- Take the wineโ€ฆ

husband-
Okay,
If you are saying,
Today I take wine
๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

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Jokes: # 10
Wife:
Hey sir, for your birthday
There are so many MAST clothesโ€ฆ.
Don’t just ask that ..!

Husband:
Love u Janu,
Bring show

Wife: Yes, I am wearing one nowโ€ฆ

Husband:: -O? $% &โ€ฆ. !!!
๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿคช

Jokes: # 11
husband –
Sajniโ€ฆ A little grooming your slaves
Do you also?

Wife (blushing): You
Neitherโ€ฆ

Husband: “Mother I swear” if the next time you eat hair
If you come from “Sajni”
I will make “Ghajini”.
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคช

Jokes: # 12
On the anniversary
Giving rose to wife, husband said,
“happy anniversarry!”

Wife: Not that I want anything.

Husband: Aw, take this pillow, sleep comfortably!
๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคชโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ

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Jokes: # 13
When the wife reached home a little early from the office, then quietly opened the bedroom door and saw that the blankets were showing 4 legs instead of 2โ€ฆ

He looked awful, no matter
Raised a cricket bat and started beating loudly.
When tired of fighting, I went to the kitchen to drink water โ€ฆโ€ฆ
And saw her husband sitting outside in the balcony reading the magazine.

Husband said: Your parents have come and I have put them to sleep in the bedroom.
Go get itโ€ฆ.

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๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

Jokes: # 14
Husband was sad to put Pepsi in front

Wife came and Pepsi drank and said
Why are you sad today?

Husbandry: –
Today is a bad day!
You got into a fight in the morning,
The car broke down on the way,
Office latched! Boss fired Nokri ..
Now to poison suicide, Pepsi had added poison ..
She also drank you !!
๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜…โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ˜‰

Jokes: # 15
Suddenly at 2 o’clock in the night, the wife wakes the husband from sleep

Wife: “What was the heroine in the movie Tridev” ??

Husband: “Madhuri Dixit, Sangeeta Bijlani and Sonam” !!

Wife: “What was Kajol’s name in the movie Dil Wale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge” ??

Husband: “Simran” !!

Wife: “How much time has it been for Kavita who came in the front flat to come to society” ??

Husband: “Two months”
But why are you asking all this ??

Wife: “Today was my birthday”

“Silence” !!!!!!!!! funny Husband Wife Jokes in English
โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‰โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹โ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹

Jokes: # 16
Wife: Listen, the mosquito has gone to my mouth, what should I do ..?

Husband: Pagli all out, take work in 6 seconds.
๐Ÿ‘โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’‹

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Jokes: # 17
Husband: Before marriage you used to fast a lot, now what happened?

Wife: Not many, only had sixteen Mondays.

Husband: Then what happened now?

Wife: Then you got married, and I lost faith in my fastโ€ฆ
โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…โ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™‹โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š

Jokes: # 18
Troubled by the daily worry of the wife, Pappu said while tying his luggage -:
Now I will not stay with you even for a moment ..
Went to Pappu railway station, Pappu started climbing in the train, then there was a radio
“Don’t get into it, it will derail”

Gone Pappu Air Port ..
He started climbing on the plane that the voice came
“Don’t get into it it will crash”

Pappu then thought of going to the bus again
“Don’t fall into this it will fall into the abyss”

Pappu said angrily:
“Who is it man?”

Voice –
“I am God!”

Pappu said while crying -:,
“Lord, did I strangle you while I was staring at the mare ..?”
โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

Jokes: # 19
Today we have a strange creature
Will read about – the name of this organism.

“wife”

It is often found in front of the kitchen and TV.

Their nutritious diet is sent by my husband.

This water drinks less bloodโ€ฆ

They are often seen pretending to be angry.

The most dangerous weapon of this creature is to cry and blackmail emotionally.

Being in contact with him can cause a disease called tension,
Which has no cure

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Just be careful with
“Issued in the public interest by the Government of India”
๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคชโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜…โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜…

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Jokes: # 20
One day a woman was playing golf.

When he hits the ball, he is in the forest
Has gone.!

When she went to find the ball, she found a frog
Found that trapped in the trap.

The frog said to him, “If you liberate me from this
If you do, I will give you three blessings.

The woman freed him.

The frog said – “Thank you, but in three boons
I have one condition: whatever you ask for
Husband will get ten times that.

The woman said, “Okay.”

He asked for the first gift, “I am the world
I want to be the most beautiful woman! “

The frog warned him, “Do you know that this
Bless your husband the most beautiful in the world
Will make a person.! “

The woman said, “That’s OK, because I am the world
Let’s be the most beautiful woman
I’ll go and he’ll see me! “

The frog said. “Amen.!!!”

In his second boon he said, “I
I want to be the world’s richest woman! “

The frog said, “This gives your husband the world
Will make you the richest man and he will make you ten
Times gonna be money! “

The lady said, “Never mind, my everything
His belongings and all his belongings. “

The frog said, “And ..

When the frog made the final blessing
She said for herself “a little heart
Ask for an attack.! “

Moral of Story
Women are intelligent, avoid them.

Request to female readers, do not read further!
The joke for you is over here .. !!

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Male Reader: Please read on

Her husband got 10 times the “lighter” heart
Attack came. !!!

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Moral of the Story
Women think.
They are really intelligent .. !!
Let them think like that, what difference does it makeโ€ฆ !!!
๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘‰โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜Š

Jokes: # 21
wife :-
I do not understand that I have not been fasting for Karva Chauth for many years
Yet how have you been healthy?

husband :-
I live with a lot of rules, that’s why.

wife :-
Do I have a stupid idea?
Tell the truth who is that
Who fasts for you Karva Chauth

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’‹

Jokes: # 22
Husband sent message to wife-
Thank you for making my life so sweet, so beautiful.
Whatever I am today, only because of you.
You have come into my life as an angel
And you have given me the purpose to live. Love You..’

Wife responded
Killed the fourth peg? Come home I will not say anything :

Husband – I stand outside, open the gate!

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๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’‹โ˜บ๏ธ

Jokes: # 23
A man was going to his wife’s house in Daphna

That sudden lightning thunders thunder storm
It started raining!
The atmosphere has become turbulent

Sad man said looking at the sky

Looks like reached !!

๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿคฃโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿคฃโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

Jokes: # 24
The wife was reading an English book.

She asked her husband:
Hey, what is the difference between Complete and Finish?

husband:
If married to the right girl, then understand that life is complete
And if you fall in love with the wrong girl, then understand that Finish’s lifeโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‰

Jokes: # 25
Husband: Drink water

The wife went to get water, by then the husband slept,
The wife stood all night holding a glass of water,

When the husband opened his eyes in the morning, he was very happy to see
And said, ask what do you ask?

Wife: Divorce bastard !!

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ˜‰โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‰

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