Best 10 पति पत्नी जोक्स हिन्दी || Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

Best 10 पति पत्नी जोक्स हिन्दी || Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

 10 पति पत्नी जोक्स हिन्दी ||Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

Husband Wife Jokes: #1

Wife : Aaj humari shadi ko 25 saal ho gaye he….. Itne saal kaise beet gaye kuchh pata hi nhi chala.

Husband: Time ka pata kaidi ko chalta he jeller ko nhi...husband wife non veg jokes in hindi
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Husband Wife Jokes: #2

Ek aadmi(Husband) nahi tezi se doctor ke kevin me ghus gaya….aur bola….?

Husband: doctor saheb meri wife ne petrol pee liya he….aur ab wah poore ghar par doud laga rahi he…!

Doctor: Ghabrao mat jab petrol khatm ho jayega khud-b-khud ruk jayegi….!
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Husband Wife Jokes: #3

Ek aadmi (Husband) ki wife behoshi ki haalat me thi…

Doctor: Ye to mar gai “am sorry main kuchh nhi kar Sakta”

Jab usko jalane ke liye le gaye to wo utha kar baith gai aur boli…..?

Wife: Main jinda hun… abhi mati nhi,

Husband: Chupchap rah ganvar tu doctor se jyada janti he kya…..?
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Husband Wife Jokes: #4

Ek lady chappal wali dukan me gai aur boli…..

Lady: Chappal sikhao…

Dukandar: kitna number ka

Lady: 34 number

Dukandar: Thik se yaad kariye madem ji…. Ghar se kya lene nikali thi
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Husband Wife Joks: #5

35 Din se bina bataye gayab ek Husband apne  ghar louta….

Wife: Main tumhare gum me bimar ho gai thi yadi main mar jati to…..

Husband: To main konsa shamshan ki chaabi apne sath le gaya tha…..
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Husband Wife Joke: #6

Padosi ek Husband se: Yaar tere ghar se roj hunsi ki aawaje aati he… Is khushhaal jindgi ka raaj kya he….?

Husband: Meri Wife mujhe roj joote se marti he…
Yadi mujhe lag jaye to wo hunsti he aur yadi na lage to maine hunsta hun….

Khuda ka shukra hansi khushi jindgi chal rahi he….
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Husband Wife Joke: #7

Wife ke sasural jane ke baad Husband ne phone kiya…..

Wife: Bhouko….?

Husband: Ijjat se baat kiya karo jara … Husband hun main tumhara

Wife: Bhounkiye…..!
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Husband Wife Joke: #8

Chawal dekhte samay wife ko kankad bhale hi najar na aaye par

Sala…….

Shirt par chipka hua kisi mahila ka chhota sa baal use 20 feet door se chaukhat par ghuste hi dhikh jata he…..
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Husband Wife Joke: #9

Husband: Tumhe malum ek Husband ghar par 2 hi tarikon se khush rah sakta he….

Wife: ek tab jab wife nai ho…. Aur doosra jab wife ghar par nahi ho….

Husband abhi ICU me he….
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Husband Wife Joke: #10

Kanjoos Husband: Jab main shoot pahankar market jata hun to dukandar mujhe shabji bahut mahangi deta he…..

Aur jab kurta pajama maila pahankar jata hun to shabji sasti milti he…..

Wife: Hath me katora bhi lekar jaya karo…. Shabji muft me hi mil jayegi….
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