10 Best Double Meaning Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

10 Best Double Meaning Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

Husband: ek kiss(Pappi) le lun

Wife: Nahi

Husband: Ek sone ka haar dila dunga.

Wife: Nahi

Husband: Achha to Car dila dunga.

Wife: Nahi

Wahan unka 10 saal ka beta so raha tha wo uthh kar bola- Meri le lo yr ek saikil hi dila dena.
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Whatsapp Aur Facebook Se paise Kaise Kamaye

Funny Husband Wife Jokes

Chaand ne gussa karte huye kaha….

Jab ladkiyan kunwari hoti he to chand me apna husband dekhti he ….

Jab shadi ho jati he to bachhon se kahti he- “wo dekho chanda mama”…

Kam se kam rishton ka to khyal rakha karo yr. Bramhand me humari bhi koi ijjat hoti he.
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• Hindi Romantic Shayari

Double Meaning Husband Wife Jokes

Lockdown,

Husband : kya baat he aajkal bujhi bujhi si lag rahi ho…. Doctor ko dikhaya…….,

Wife: haan

Husband: kya bataya doctor ne.

Wife: Khoon me Shopping ki kami.
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Wife Taron ki taraf dekhkar boli apne husband se boli

Wife: Wo kon si cheej he jise tum roj dekh sakte ho lekin la nahi sakte????

Husband turant bola Padosan..
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Funny Husband Wife jokes

Wife: Aji sunte ho  main apne purane kapde donet kar dun kya??

Husband: Fenk do,, kapdon ko kya donat karna…

Wife: Ji nahi,,,, Duniya me bahut si greeb, bhookhi, pyasi mahilayen he,,, koi bhi pahan legi.

Husband: Tere naap ke kapde jise aa jayenge wo bhookhi – pyaasi thodi hi hogi….

Husband 4 dino se farar he …..
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• 10 Dard Bhari Shayari rula dene wali.

Suhagrat ke din husband Ghoonghat uthakar….

Husband: Aaj se hum dono husband – wife he..

Ghar par sabhi ko samman dena, badon kaa aadar karna, unka aashirvad lena, chhoton ko pyaar dena, abhi ke sathh achha bartav karna , subah sham bhagwan ki Pooja archana karna, aur sabhi ke sath achha bartav karna….

Tabhi wife uthi aur darwaje ke paas jakar chillai..

Wife: sabhi log jaldi se aa jao, yahan satsang chal raha he…..
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Ek husband sadhu ke paas gaya..

Husband: sadhu baba meri wife mujhe bahut tang karti he,,, koi upaay batao….

Sadhu: Abe mere paas upaay hota to kya main sadhhu banta?
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Funny Jokes in Hindi

Shakki wife ka shak door karne ke liye ek husband ne  bahut badi-badi dadhi muchhe rakh Li aur Raat din Bhagwan ki Puja-archna karne me lag Gaya….

Geeta – Ramayan padhne Laga, garibon ki madad Karne Laga aur poori tarah se Prabhu ki bhakti mein lag gaya.

Ab wife phone par apne husband ke baare me apni friend ko bata rahi….

Kameena ab to Swarg ki apshrao ke  chakkar me he…….
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• Best husband wife jokes in Hindi

Ek husband aadhi raat ko apni moti wife jaga kar bola….

Husband: ghut ghut ke marna jyada achha he ya ek dam se marna.

Wife: Ek dam se marna jyada achha he jii.

Husband: To fir wo doosri taang bhi mere uper rakh de…..
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Double Meaning Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

Wife Husband se :  Aapki shirt bahut achhi lag rahi he…

Husband: Tum chahe jitni bhi chaploosi  kar lo,,, Nai saree nhi milne wali…..

Wife: Shirt achhi he lekin muh waisa hi he kutte jaisa.  .
😀🤣😂🤣😁😄😁😂😉😄😄😂