Best 15+ Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi पति पत्नी जोक्स हिन्दी

Best 15+ Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi पति पत्नी जोक्स हिन्दी में

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Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

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Jokes: #1

Husband: pani pilao ,,,mujhe pyas lagi he….

Wife pani laane gai tab tak Husband so gaya ….aur patni raat bhar palang ke samne pani lekar khadi rahi….

Jab subah Husband ki aankhen khuli to wo apni wife ko dekhkar bahut khush hua aur kaha…..

Husband: maango,,, kya mangna chahati ho….

Wife: talak de de kameene…..
😉😎😉😎😉😎😊😎😉😀😉😀

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Jokes: #2

Ek bhakt: Bhagwan main paapi hun….!

Mujhe dard do, dukh do, mujhe barbad kar do, mujhe pareshani do, lage to mere peeche bhoot laga do….!

Bhagwan: Abe seedhe seedhe bol na ki  wife chahiye shadi karna he….
😉😎😉😉😎😉😎😉😎😀😉😉😀

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Jokes: #3

Wife ne apne Husband se poochha….?

Wife: achha tum mujhe ye batao ki murkh tum ho ya main….?

Husband kuchh der sochane ke baad….. Shant man se …

Husband:  he priye ye baat to sabhi log jante he ki tum atyant teevra buddhi ki swamini ho….

Isaliye aisa kabhi ho hi nhi sakta ki tum kisi murkh vyakti se shadi kar lo….

Bade bhaiya ka naam abhi rashtrapati puraskar ke liye bheja gaya he ….

😅😀😀😅😉😎😉😎😉😎😉😉😊

Jokes: #4

Ek Husband sinema me dangal film dekhne aaya

Aur ghar aakar uss film me gana gane laga….
Husband: Aisi Dhaakad he, Dhaakad he gungune laga …..

Lekin muh me gutkha hone ki wajah se
Aisi daakan hai, daakan hai nikal raha tha…..

Usi samay wife ne ye gaate huye sun liya….

Fir kya tha Husband ka ilaag apolo hospital me chal raha he…
😉😀😊😎😊😎😉😎😉😎😉😀

Husband Wife Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

Jokes: #5

Husband: are suno Munna ro Raha hai chup karao ise….

Wife (gusse me): main kam karunga ya bachhe Sambhalun,,  Main ise Dahej mein nahin Lai thi khud Hi chup Kara Lo…..

Husband: Fir rone do… Main Kaun sa ise apni Bharat mein le gaya tha….
😉😎😉😎😅😎😎😅😅😅😉😉😊

Jokes: #6

Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

Kisi ne ek shadishuda aadami se poochha….. aap shaadi se pahle Kya karte The…

Utna sunkar Uski aankhon mein aansu aa Gaya aur bola….. Jo Mera Mann Karta tha….!
😉😀😉😀😉😀😉😀🤣🤣😉😅😅

Funny Husband Wife Jokes

Jokes: #7

Wife: agar Main Achanak mar gai to kya tum dusri shaadi kar loge….?

Husband: no darling aisa to main soch bhi nahin Sakta….

Wife: kyu,  nhi kyon…?  Are aapke achche bure palon Ko bantne ke liye Koi to Sathi chahie na… please shaadi kar lena darling…,!

Husband: my sona….. marne ke bad bhi Meri itni fikra hai tumhen…?
Wife: To promise karo….Aap doosri shaadi kar loge.

Husband: ok Baba,,, Lekin sirf tumhari khatir karunga.

Wife: tum apni nayi patni ko is Ghar mein rakhoge Na…?

Husband: han lekin use tumhara Kamra kabhi use nahin karne dunga….

Wife: use apni kar chalane Doge…?

Husband: no, never uss car ko to tumhari yadgar Banakar rakhunga usko dusri kar dila dunga…..

Wife: Aur meri jewellery….?

Husband: wo  use kaise de sakta Hoon tumse tumhari yaden Judi hogi…. wo apne liye new jewellery mangegi na….!

Wife: Aur yadi wo meri jeens pahnegi to…?

Husband: nahin uska number 30 hai aur tumhara 34

Chuppi chaa gai….
Husband: O sitttt yr……

Husband ka antim sanskar kal 11:00 baje ko rakha gaya he….

-:Hansana mana he bhaiya:-
😉😎😉😎😉😎😉😎😉😎😎😉

Jokes: #8

Husband apni wife se kahta he….

Husband:  batao ” himmat e marda to madad e khuda” ka matlab kya hota he….?

Wife: jo apni bivi ke samne mard banane ki koshish karta he uski madad fir khuda hi kar sakat he…..
😉😀😉😀😉😀😉😀😉😀😉😀😅

Jokes: #9

Ek din Husband Wife dono market gaye wahan wife shabji kharidne me utna mol bhav kar rahi thi Husband pareshan ho gaya……

Husband: Meharbani karke jaldi khareedo mujhe office bhi to jana he….

Wife: Tum beech me mat bolo jaldi jaldi karne me hi to tum jaisa Husband mila he mujhe….

Ab shabji lene ke mamle me main jaldi nhi karungi…..
😀😉😉😎😉😀😉😀😉😀😀😅😉

 
Husband Wife Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

Jokes: #10

Husband bathroom me ghusa aur nahane ke baad …..

Husband: Are suno, jara toliya dena main lana bhool gaya….

Wife: humesha bina toliya ke nahane chale jate ho….Ab main chay banaun ya tumhe toliya dun….

Baniyan bhi dho ke nal pe tang dete ho wo bhi main hi uthaun….!

Nahane ke baad wiper bhi nhi lagate ho….

Kal lite bhi khuli hi chhod di… Thi…

Geele geele bahar nikloge to poore ghar me geele pairon ke nishan bana doge….

Fir uss pe mitti padegi to sab jagah gandi ho jayegi…..

Ek baar nokranee fisal gai thi….fir teen din tak kaam par nhi aai….!

Mera kya hal hua hoga kaam kar kar ke…

Husband (man me sochte huye): Sala naha ke galti kar di ya shadi kar ke….
😉😎😎😉😉😎😉😎😎😉😅😉😉

Jokes: #11

Ek Husband 12 saal baad jail se chhoota…. Maile kuchele kapdon men bahut thaka hua ghar pahuncha….

Ghar pahunchte hi Wife chillai….

Wife: kahan ghoom rahi thi itni der se ….?

Aapki rihai to 2 ghante pahle hi ho gai thi na….

Wo aadmi bechara fir se jail chala gaya…..!
😉😎😉😎😉😀😉😀😉😀😅😅😉

Jokes: #12

Wife: chay banaun kya….?

Husband: haan thik he….!

Wife: Adark wali….

Husband: ok…

Wife: pudina Dalun….?

Husband: haan thik he dal do…

Wife: tulsi….? Sehat ke liye achhi hoti he….

Husband: ek kaam kar , Rai aur jeera daal de… Aur tadka bhi laga de….
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Jokes: #13
Ek gadha mandir ke paas chabutare par baitha rahata tha…, Mandir me logon ko Pooja karte dekh gadha  bhi bhagwan ki Pooja paath me lag gaya….!

Bhagwan gadhe ki bhakti se bahut prasann huye aur bole…..

Bhagwan: Maango tumhe kya chahiye….

Gaddha: Prabhu mujhe agale janam me gadha hi banana …..

Bhagwan: hum tumhe 2 baar gadha nhi bana sakte kuchh aur Maango…

Gadha: To fir mujhe agale janam me pati bana dena….!

Bhagwan: jyada chalaki nhi…., Kaha na 2 baar gadha nhi bana sakte…..
😀😉😀😉😉😀😀😉😉😀😉😉

Jokes: #14

Husband And Wife Jokes

Wife: Har roj main Pooja karti hun….
Kash ek din mujhe shrikrishn ke darshan ho jayen…!

Husband:  Ek baar Meerabai bankar jahar pee le …..

Shrikrishn to kya sare bhagwan ke darshan ho jayenge…..
😀😉😎😉😎😉😀😉😀😉😅😅😉

Jokes: #15

Ek din Husband Wife dono tahalne nikale….
Tahalte samay Husband ek patthar se takra gaya….aur uska khoob khoon bahane laga…

Usne iss ummid se apni wife ke taraf dekha ki wo apna dupatta padegi aur uske ghaav me bandhegi….

Wife ne apne Husband ki tarif dekha aur boli ….

Wife: sochna bhi mat bilkul new peace he….
😀😉😎😉😉😎😉😀😉😀😀😉

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