10 Best Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi 2020

10 Best Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi 2020

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Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

Jokes: #1
party mein Sundar ladki se hans hans kar baten kar rahe Pati ke pass patni aai aur bolane lagi,

Chaliye….,

Ghar chal kar main aapki chot mein index laga dungi…..

Husband: Lekin mujhe chot aai kahan he…?

Wife: Abhi hum ghar bhi to kahan pahunche he…
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Jokes: #2
patni ne Pati se poochha

patni: achcha yah batao ki Tum murkh ho ya main…?

 Pati( shant Man se):  Priye tumari yah baat to sab log jante Hain ki Tum atyant  buddhi ki Swamini ho isliye yah kabhi bhi ho hi Nahin Sakta ki Tum Kisi murkh vyakti se shaadi karo…..

 Bhai ka naam Rashtrapati puraskar ke liye bheja gaya hai.
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Jokes: #3
Dukandar: kya chahie..
 Grahak: mujhe biwi se ladne ke liye takat chahie, himmat chahie, akl bhi chahiye,

Dukandar: Sahab ko ek quarter do, Soda do aur moong Dal ka packet do panch wala
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Jokes: #4
Husband: are suno , munna so raha he chup karao ise,.
Wife gusse me: Main kaam karun ya bachhe sambhalun,

Main ise dahej me nhi lai thi…khud hi chup kara lo…

Husband: Fir to rone de,
Main kounsa ise barat ne le gaya tha….
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Jokes: #5

Wife: Agar main mar gai to kya tum doosri shaadi kar loge…?

Husband: Ni darling, aisa to main so h bhi nhi sakta…

Wife: kyon, nhi kyon? Are aapke achhe bure palon ko bantne ke liye koi to sathi chahiye,.

Please shadi kar lena janu,

Husband: oh my sona … Marne ke baad bhi. Tumhen meri itni fikra he?

Wife:  To promise? Aap doosri shaadi kar loge?

Husband: Ok baba , lekin shirt tumhari khatir karunga …

Wife: Tum apni nhi patni ko iss ghar par rakhoge na?

Husband: haan lekin usko tumhara Room kabhi bhi use nhi karne dunga .

Wife: usko apni car chalane doge?

Husband: No naver, uss car ko to main tumhari yadgar bana kar rakhunga,

Usko doosri car dila dunga…

Wife: aur meri jewellery..?

Husband: unhen mai kaise de sakta hun unhen to mai tumhari yadgar bana kar rakhunga,

Wife: apne liye new jewellery mangegi na…

Husband: use new dila dunga…

Wife: wo meri jeens pahnegi to…?

Husband: Nhi uska number 30 he aur tumhara 34….!

Fir kya tha chuppi chha gai

Husband: Oooh sit…

Bechare pati ka antim sanskar kal 10 baje he.

….. Hansna mana he….
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Jokes: #6
Wife sabhi lene me itna molbhav kar rahi thi ki husband pareshan ho gaya…

Husband: meharbani karke jaldi kharido… Office ke liye let ho rahe he…

Wife: tum beech me mat bolo ji.

Jaldi jaldi ke karan hi tum jaisa Pati mila he mujhe…

Ab sabji ke mamle me jaldi nhi karungi…
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Jokes: #7
Husband: Aaj sabji me namak thoda jyada lag raha he…!

Wife: Namak thik he …. Sabji kam pad gai, bola tha jyada laya karo.
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Jokes: #8
Pati: Aalu ke parathon me aalu to najar aa hi nhi raha he….

Patni: ‘chupchap kha lo… Kashmiri pulav me bhi kya kashmir najar aata he….?’
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Jokes: #9
Patni: main har roj Pooja paath karti hun …

Kash ek din mujhe shri krishn ke darshan ho jaye…!

Patni: Ek baar meerabai banke jahar pee lo…

Shri krishn to kya , sare bhagwan ke darshan ho jayenge…..!
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Jokes: #10
Jise Hindi bhasha ki sahi jankari na ho use jyada romantic hone ki galti kabhi nahi karna chahiye…

Ek husband ne apni wife ko priyatama bolne ke bajay pretatma bol diya.

Maan kasam bechara subah se bhookha hi baitha he…
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